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We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go.
Hedonist Poet - hedonistpoet (via perfect)

(via trapgodlife)

adam-the-arsonist:

rick-owen:

I only need the three C’s in life:

• Cash

• Cock
• Clothes

Things you also need that start with C:

  • Christ

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
– At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo
The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.
Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?
(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

(via hotboyproblems)

you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick
– things my friend angus says (via cramp)

(Source: cramp, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.
– It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Ned Vizzini)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go.
Hedonist Poet - hedonistpoet (via perfect)

(via trapgodlife)

adam-the-arsonist:

rick-owen:

I only need the three C’s in life:

• Cash

• Cock
• Clothes

Things you also need that start with C:

  • Christ

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
– At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo
The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.
Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?
(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

(via hotboyproblems)

you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick
– things my friend angus says (via cramp)

(Source: cramp, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.
– It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Ned Vizzini)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog, via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

(via clinical-case-of-the-sarcasms)

"We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go."
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
"you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick"
"Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and lay in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being."

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